Auditions Saturday January 14th, 10am

Kill Me, Deadly

March 24th – April 15th
Fridays & Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 2pm
Saturday April 15th at 5pm only

Purchase Tickets

Written by Bill Robens
Directed by Steven Biggs

It's 1947 and hard-boiled private investigator Charlie Nickles' client is murdered and her priceless diamond stolen. The investigation forces Nickels to do the one thing he vowed he'd never do again: trust a dame. "Kill Me Deadly" is a noir comedy that pokes fun at the conventions of noir crime dramas of the 30s and 40s. A love story with deceit, murder, double crosses, and waffles. Think love child of "Double Indemnity", "The Maltese Falcon" and "Airplane".

Casting for:

CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS: (approx. 7 m, 5 w)

Charlie Nickels, hard-bitten P.I., 30s-40s
Mona Livingston, femme fatale, 20s - 30s, sings
Ida, Charlie's girl Friday, 30s - 50s
Lady Clairmont, wealthy dowager, 40s-60s
Veronica Clairmont, leggy heiress, Early 20s
Clive Clairmont, bookish, nerdy heir, 20s
Jaime, Nicaraguan gardener, 20s - 40s
Adrian Wilson, English butler, 40s-60s
Louie, lovable thug, 30s - 50s
Henry, smallish, crazy thug, 30s - 50s
Dewey, not-to-bright cop #1, 30s - 50s
Jonesy, not-to-bright cop #2, 30s - 50s
Bugsy, renowned Hollywood mobster, 40s
Fist, shadowy former boxer, 30s
Lady Mary, crazy hobo, Any age
Stanley, sane Hobo, any age
Shirley, imposing tough guy, male, 30s - 50s

Some actors will be playing multiple roles.
Auditions Saturday February 11th, 10am


April 1st – April 9th
Saturdays at 5pm and Sundays at 5:30pm

Purchase Tickets

Written by Colleen McCandless
Directed by Lottie Frick

Six months after the sudden passing of his mother, 12-year-old Bran and his family are now also losing their home. His father Robin is coping by not talking about it, and his sister Jay is coping by yelling and playing with matches. Bran finds that he is changing in ways that are more physical when he begins finding black feathers growing through his hair. He knew something was different when that crow started talking to him in his front yard.


A twelve-year-old boy. Kind, trusting, a listener. Trying to understand the changes occurring within his family and himself.
QUILL A very young female crow. Bright, curious, analogous to Bran's age. Sees the world as a good and exciting place. Uninterested in boring human nonsense, but loves Bran.
JAY Bran's sister, 17. A natural protector, completely thrown into chaos by her mother's death. Turns to anger, seeks love.
ROBIN Bran's father, 42. A dedicated photographer and gentle spirit suddenly in the role of single parent. Since losing his wife, cannot face emotion at all.
WREN Bran's mother, 41, deceased. Head of the family, breadwinner, emotional support, tentpole. Warm, hard-working, generous. Now, separated from her family, speaks only in fables.
LUCY Jay's best friend, 17. Sweet, observant, steadfast. Very close to Jay; her only real confidant since Wren's death. There is something unspoken between them.